Jan 22

National kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend 100 times anywhere on the body 💋😍 And don’t forget your sexy as fuck 😍💯

Hey Mia , bring that sexy ass body over and let me kiss you since it is Jan 22 😘💋

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22 october

Grab a girls ass and she gotta accept it no matter who it is 🤣.

Let’s say yo ex name is John and it was 22 October and mf comes and grabs yo ass you gotta accept it hoes cause we all know you liked it and want more

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Catch 22

See Paradox.
Or as Bart Simpson would say, "You're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't."

You need to jump into the ocean to put out the flames on your head. But if you jump into the ocean, the giant squid will suck your guts out.

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October 22

National stfu and stop believing urban dictionary national days

On October 22 we should all shut up!

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January 22

The Day you ask your crush out and he might reject you

Person: heyyy wanna go out
Crush: hell nahh
Person: it’s January 22
Crush: oh then yess
Person Yay

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bitch-22

A type of catch-22 where you deflect a woman attempting to escalate your relationship by claiming your kids are your priority. If the woman complains about it you can cut her off, if she doesn't complain you retain your freedom. In either case you maintain hand because you effectively prevent escalation of the relationship.

Shelob asked me to spend the weekend with her but I told her my kids are in town, snared her in a bitch-22.

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February 22

GIVE UR CRACKHEAD FRIEND ANYTHING THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT IT!!!

Crackhead friend: OTTERS FOR LIFEEE
HEHEHEHEHEHE
other friend: AHHHHHH

February 22 is national crackhead day!!!

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