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The place where Rummy and Dick Cheney shoulda looked for Weapons of Ass Destruction.
Oh my God, I just ate a grilled STUFT burrito, now I'm pissing liquid uranium out my asshole and melting the porcelain of my toilet. HELP!
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A term derived from stock market lingo, basically means that most people will end up with about the same amount of luck in life. You may have bad luck now, good luck 10 years from now, and bad luck 20 years from now. But in the end, it all evens out, unless you put in more work.
He's on top now, but with the Bell Curve, I'll see my day at the top.
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Bell Guness was known as the Lady Bluebeard she murdered 20 men at her farm house in Indiana to collected their money . She put ads in the news paper looking for would be husbands and when they came over she poisoned them and buried them in her pig pen out back and took all their money they had brought with them. She was found out and killed her children and her maid then burned her farm house down and ran. No one ever knew what happened to her. They also called her a Gibson girl
Bell Guness was a mass murder
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When your in church, and a dingleberry slides out of your pant leg right when the bells start to chime. You then pick it up and put it up your vagina.
Laura had a major ringle bell down at the lutherin yesterday.
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The act of ringing someone's mobile (cellular) phone so that it rings just the once. This ensures that both the dialler and the diallee simultaneously now have the other person's number in their phones; and by hanging up before the conversation element of the call begins, any expense is negated.
This is used primarily in a face-to-face situation, such as when someone replaces their phone and needs to both re-acquire his friend's numbers and let them know his new number; or after two people meet for the first time and wish to exchange numbers.
"Mike, one-bell me so I get your number. Mine's 079..."
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Taco Bell is a fine purveyor of authentic, Mexican food. By understanding the menu you can speak to any person in Mexico. For example, "Yo queiro gorditas" will not only land you great eats but also the company of short, chubby girls that smell of fried ice cream.
"Man, I cannot believe the Mexican food in Mexico is so bad, I wish there was a Taco Bell to keep it real."
"I would like a Meximelt, STUFT gordita and a change of underwear, please."
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1. Graph displaying the Intelligence Quoutient (IQ) among races, known for its distinct hill-like shape. developed by anthropologist C.R. Reynolds, it is controversial as it shows certain races like asians being more intelligent than others such as blacks
2. The Bell Curve: book written by Charles Muarry and Richard Herrnstein expalining Reynolds research and arguing against the perception that there is no difference in intelligence between races
1. "Jerome sure proves the bell curve is true"
2. "I finished reading The Bell Curve yesterday, it was quite interesting"
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