Two pigs in a blanket

A slut male or female who's whore ass is so sloppy two dicks can easily cohabitate inside.

I'm surprised Jen isn't suffering from incontinent bowl. Last week at your dad's AA celebration she sat on the table and a bottle of Jim beam fell up her asshole! She can easily handle two pigs in a blanket!

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Naked Blanket

A large blanket, usually thick and comfortable, that is used to cover a man as he jerks off. Usually done during the night in private, but can also be done with a companion depending on how big the blanket is. Also, usually the blanket has a white side to it, to better hide the cum on the blanket.

"Man I'm so tired, i think i'm going to go do a quick one in my naked blanket and then pass out"

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blanket wet bitch

the lowest of lowly bitches (not to be outdone by the skank bitch or the cunt bitch); the bitch that sleeps in Your tent, uses Your blanket and then has the audacity to get it wet against the side of the tent. what a blanket wet bitch

"pass the pipe you blanket wet bitch!"

"hey whats up?"
"fuck you, you blanket wet bitch!"

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human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

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midnight blanket party

This is when multiple guys stretch out their sacs as far as they can over a girls head. So what it eventually looks like is a skin blanket covering her. She wont be able to see anything giving it the midnight effect.

My buddies and I got together one time midnight blanket party-"ied" this one girl and the problem is only one guy is getting his sac licked.

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Siberian snow blanket

Used as an adjective or noun. Known as a Three River distilled cocktail or legitimate sex move when a female "throws you on topaher with immediate thrusts and force"

Merv made my lady a Siberian snow blanket and later that night she made me a Siberian snow blanket

Bliss Blanket Blackout

For the sexually advanced couple, there is the Bliss Blanket Blackout. The participants wrap themselves in a cocoon of the Bliss Blanket, engaging in an unlimited range of sexual activity. There is no reliable way to count the number of orgasms, since it's not clear where one ends and the other begins. The participants loose all sense of space and time while they're engaged in a Bliss Blanket Blackout. See also Bliss Blanket and Bliss Blanket Multiplier.

What day is it? Tuesday why? Damn I thought it was Sunday, just came out of a Bliss Blanket Blackout