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happy slapping is the act of hitting/slapping someone wile recording it on a camera phone. Very popular with chavs, who think they are cool. If a chave ever happy slapps you, crack his motherfucking skull open and/or blow his head off with a shot gun. Be prepared if you see a chave with a camera phone, be ready to crack him in the jaw.
chav: hey lets go Happy Slapping.
chav 2: Yo totaley.
guy: (after being slapped) What the fuck you gonna die now, you son of a bitch (grabs knife and stabs chav in the brain through eye socket).
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Inhale marijuana , hold it, do a handstand, exhale after 5 seconds. Some people are unable to perform a handstand without the help of a wall or a friend. Happy handstands can be done with alcohol or drugs. For maximum highness inhale the cannabis while doing the handstand.
Duuude!, I just did a Happy Handstand. I'm so blown!! You have to try it!
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1. Term used to describe an individual who is so totally oblivious to the world surrounding him/her that he/she can totally fuck up whatever you were attempting to do at the same moment. Even though you were right there. In plain sight. Staring right at them. The whole time. See Example "A".
2. Term used to describe someone who has WAY too much fun doing the most fruitless of tasks. See Example "B".
3. That odd fellow who has been living in a van down by the river, living off government cheese, who thinks that life "Shoo don git nah bettah than dis! (cackle, cough, hack, and spit)" Also has a "Homemade Bait" stand on his front passenger seat. See Example "C".
Example A: As Ajax was attempting to pull up to the pump for gas, that Happy Asshole pulled in right in front of him, got out, gave Ajax a friendly wave, and began filling his own car up.
Example B:
Ajax: "Clarence sure loves mowing his lawn, he has been at it for hours!"
Joe: "Yeah, but his mower doesn't have any blades in it!"
Ajax: "What a Happy Asshole!" (Smiles and waves to Clarence, who is grinning like a man with tits in his hat)
Example C: C'mon, we all know that guy. He has that wonderful aroma of old cheese and cat urine wafting around him.
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Comes from the sound of a Happy Birthday, shortened to Happy B-day. Since "b-day" is pronounced in the same way as "bidet", Happy Bidet is a humorous way of wishing someone a happy birthday.
- Isn't it your birthday today?
- Yes it is.
- Oh, Happy Bidet, mate!
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a greeting for close friends, like safe but make hand into a side on thumbs up (with thumb to the left) with right hand, then both twist clockwise simultaneously with friend to create thumbs up and say "happy safe" instead of "safe"
"happy safe meg"
"happy safe"
*create happy safe motion*
if your happy safe is rejected you must turn your thumbs up into a thumbs down
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A derogatory term, used to describe evangelical Christain fundamentalists; usually those who express their faith through modern music or other media.
Some bloody happy clappy thinks he can wake me up before 2 in the afternoon on a Saturday to talk me about God!? I'll show him!
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The act of overusing your camera from either taking a picture of the same thing multiple times, or taking a picture of everything you can find, or find you need to take a picture of. People who get a new camera often become snap happy.
Basically just using your camera a lot.
"Maria is so snap happy with her new camera she maxed out the 1 gig memory card in one day!"
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