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The unwise decision of eating KFC on Christmas Eve, resulting in a explosive aftermath on Christmas Day.
Oh man, I really shouldn't of ate that KFC before Christmas, I really hope Grandma gets me a pair of new pants for Crimbo... as I sense The Colonel has a really BIG present for me.
Have a nice Colonel's Christmas!
When you wake up every christmas at 4 in the morning and can't go back to.sleep
God I'm sooo tired. I got a bad case of Christmas-itis this morning.
A person who has gotten a gaming console during Christmas and has no idea how to play.
"Are you a Christmas Noob?" "Ready to play with all these Christmas Noobs?"
Soma and Lotus; Rock and Pressure.
A sack w/ methamphetamine, and loud.
A christmas sac @ 20/20 vision
The period of time after Christmas and New Years where the clothes you wore prior to the holidays that fit well, all of a sudden are a little tighter than they should be.
"I got this new dress shirt for Christmas. I went to wear it with my favorite work pants, but they are a little Christmas tight now."
Verb. A practical joke which consists of pressing all the elevator buttons as you get off said elevator. This prank works best when the elevator car is loaded with people, and also if the building you're in has at least 8 floors.
me: I just pissed off Scott.
Nathan: how?
me: I Christmas Tree'd him a minute ago.
Nathan: haha nice.
you take a big chick, put her in a santa like sac, then take a shit in it and throw it over your shoulder (shouting ho ho ho is optional)
Dude, i gave that fat chick a mean christmas steambag last night