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The state of being very crunk, on or near Christmas.
She was so Christmas crunk coming home from the ugly sweater party that she crashed her car.
Similar to the idea of a ‘White Christmas.’ However, it refers to when the ground is covered in mud, not snow, from rainfall the night or morning before. More common in subtropical and tropical environments.
The storm resulted in the first Brown Christmas in years.
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when you can't have Christmas for the rest of the year so you have it beforehand so that you can still have Christmas
You: oh no we're going on holiday on the 20th we won't have Christmas this year
Me: we can have an express Christmas were you have Christmas early
You that's a great idea you get the tree and the ornaments and ill get the presents
When you wake up every christmas at 4 in the morning and can't go back to.sleep
God I'm sooo tired. I got a bad case of Christmas-itis this morning.
A person who has gotten a gaming console during Christmas and has no idea how to play.
"Are you a Christmas Noob?" "Ready to play with all these Christmas Noobs?"
Soma and Lotus; Rock and Pressure.
A sack w/ methamphetamine, and loud.
A christmas sac @ 20/20 vision
The period of time after Christmas and New Years where the clothes you wore prior to the holidays that fit well, all of a sudden are a little tighter than they should be.
"I got this new dress shirt for Christmas. I went to wear it with my favorite work pants, but they are a little Christmas tight now."
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