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when you are wearing skinny jeans and chuck taylor high tops during foreplay and they get tangled up when you try to take them off before sex
things were getting steamy with this girl and i got caught in a new jersey death trap and fell over breaming her tv ruining the mood
When you light you partners balls on fire using a blue lighter until they pop like a pop corn kernel
Yeah she gave me craziest New Jersey Blue Devil last night.
When someone loses control of their car and bounces from wall to wall and back across to the other wall again.
Did you just see that Civic do the New Jersey Jackknife across the turnpike?
Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.
I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.
An outfit consisting of a wife-beater (of any color, but usually a discolored white one) that is tucked into jeans. It is named as such bevause that's what people in New Jersey wear to bed, probably.
"Dude, I went to Walmart to buy a Bon Jovi CD and I saw 6 people wearing a New Jersey Nightgown.
A “pearl necklace” in the armpit.
Jenny was tired of giving a BJ but was open to accepting a New Jersey necklace.
When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.
Last night i gave those girls a New Jersey Hot Dog in our threesome