October 29

Attention tall girls on October 29 you are allowed to bully short people .

Tall girl : come over here midget
Short kid : ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tall kid :come here midget

Short kid : remember's what today is ???
Short kid : ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
On October 29 you are allowed to bully your short friend s

October 29

If it’s your crush’s birthday on October 29 you have to confess that you like them and shoot your shot.

It’s October 29 I like you so lemme smash!

October 29

If it’s anyone’s birthday you have to kiss them and have sex

It’s October 29 let’s do it!

October 29

The day you forgive anyone for anything they have done to you ❤️ Your welcome people

Hey it’s October 29th

Your right I’m sorry

mig-29

Stupid Russian aircraft

The Ukrainians are using those mig-29s to destroy Russia

July 29

National give your boy bestfriend a blowjob day.

- Can i get a blowjob?
- No?
- But it is July 29?
- Alright sure!

29 april

is my fra's birthday

x: today is the 29 april?
me: yes, is my fra's birthday