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unexpected, extra wet leakage during gas expulsion while shopping
Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.
When you're shopping in the store, your gut rumbles, and you can't find the bathroom.
I was at Gucci and they said the bathroom was only for employees, so I had a shopping shart right there at the checkout.
When an Otter tried to fart but Shatted itself in the process
DAMN! THAT OTTER SHARTED IN THE OCEAN
An Egg Shart is someone who smells like rotten egg. Not any old rotten egg though, an egg that has been sitting at the bottom of your neighbor's feet. It smells like they have just had explosive diarrhea and sharted out 10,000 year old eggs that have been sitting in there guts for weeks. The egg shart has a special sloppy texture, that feels wet and juicy if you were to sit down. AN EGG SHART IS ALSO A SAYING TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE.
I actually cannot, Dave was being such an absolute egg shart to me yesterday
Maya smells so much like an egg shart, everyone stay away!
Heightened probability of a shart attack (i.e. wet-fart incident).
After 5 pints of Guiness and 2 bean burritos, Bob issued a "shart warning".
the opposite of shitting your pants
after eating a double order of chili fries i experienced a bad case of the throat sharts