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when a guy wakes up with a boner..
i had morning wood when i woke up ...
those damn fairys pitching tents in my pants again..
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a boner or erection experienced when a guy wakes up in the morning.
damnit, fucking morning wood gave me a huge-ass boner and I'm sleeping in the same hotel room as my mom
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peckerwood or peckah wood is an afro american derogatory term for a poor white.Or redneck,honkie or cracker.
Look at that flat assed peckerwood bitch.
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I love Chris wood.He’s an amazing actor, singer, screen writer, guitar player, and i think can play the piano and the drums. He has a contagious smile, incredibly funny, ‘dreamy, nice, and handsome. He made a movie called “The stew” starring Melissa Benoist (his wife) and Cisco on “Flash”. He’s played Jake Riley on Containment in 2016, he was an amazing cop. He played a guy with white hair on Carrie Diaries, I dont know his name in there i didnt watch it but that was supposedly his first show. He played Mon-el of daxam on Supergirl, hes known for his goofy humor, ridiculously handsome looks, and having issues with his family. He also acted as Kai Parker in Vampire Diaries. He was murderous, he had a baby face when he first appeared, me and most of the viewers loved his dry, sarcastic,brutal, and violent humor. He’s also made “idontmind” he’s passionate about mental health and he’s determined to help others happy and open up about their feelings. (mainly because his dad passed away from it)“IDONTMIND” is a mental health awareness campaign. He wants to send a message that mental health matters. He made it in 2017 with his co-founder, Edward schmit. He also has an amazing and supporting wife, Melissa Benoist. Shes kind and they treat each other well (hopefully). They’re very cute and id like to believe she helped him achieve “IDONTMIND” with her support. I think he deserved more awards because hes incredibly talented, i wish he got to express more of his singing voice.
“Chris wood is special, hes nice, determined, funny, smart, and talented. I wanna be Chris Wood, Lol”
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When you wake up and you have a massive boner. You could go camping with the tent you pop every morning. You cannot get out of bed untill everyone is out of the room.
When i pop my massive tent, with my morning wood all the girls jumped in.
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n. When a man wakes up with a boner. 1. Attributed to natural causes, or
2. Possibly derived from getting Morning head or both.
I had such fat morning wood I couldn't go to the bathroom when I got up today.
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Term used in prison for white inmates in prison, used by other minorities as a racist comment, eventually the term was adopted by white supremacist gangs in the prison system as a name for one of their gangs.
Term comes from wood pecker, because they normally have red hair, and whites are the only people who have red hair.
"Look at that pecker wood over there."
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