Drugs belong in the garbage

its a true statement

drugs belong in the garbage

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Weed aint no drug

Dont give me no shit about weed is a drug it aint no drug, i had done the research its just a plant it just grows, and if you jus happen to set it on fire there are some effects, but that aint the same as drugs - drugs you gota do shit chemicaly you gota add bacon soda, water stir it up i dont no the recipee im jus saying theres some shit you gota do to it

i dont no why it aint legal, Asprin is perfectly legal but if you go take 13 of them its your last head ake

weed aint no drug

chip - do you do drugs ?

Jerome - no but i smoke weed

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Columbian Drug Deal

You fuck somebody up the ass with a condom on, cum in the condom, and then pull out and leave the condom in.

You know how druggies keep drugs hidden up their asses in condoms or bags. The columbian drug deal does just that.

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lil drug sto

GANGSTA RAPPER FROM DETROIT ONE OF THE BEST UNDERGROUND/UNDERATED IN THE CITY. AFFILIATED WITH THIRDBLOCK RECORDS DETROIT STREET FAMILY/RECORD COMPANY

lil drug sto IS IS ONE OF THE COLDEST RAPPERS OUT PERIOD.

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Drug Dealer's Phone

A mobile phone often used by drug dealers because it is cheap, easy to replace and it doesn't attract unnecessary attention to the owner.

Phones such as the Nokia bricks, Samsungs and Alcatel are all regularly used by drug dealers.

Ben gets his nokia 3310 out and sends a text. Andy approaches him.

Andy: Can I get a quarter ounce?
Ben: A quarter ounce What?
Andy: Some weed

Ben: I don't sell drugs.

Andy: But your phone.

Ben: What about it?
Andy: It's a drug dealer's phone.

Ben: What!
Andy: Yeah, only drug dealers use old crappy phones.

Ben: Screw you it's retro!
Andy: Listen man can I please get high.

Ben: I'm not a drug dealer!
Andy: Okay. Do you know anybody?
Ben: Yeah I know a guy.

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anti-drug commercials

These are more offensive than Howard Stern's bull crap is.

Language and violence on tv = harmless

Girls Gone Wild commercials showing horny little naked bitches lezzing out and which air during Scooby Doo are fuckin offensive!

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Prescription drugs

When the Guelph police service delivery department manager decides to give you a CIA microdose experiment and chemically change your anus and genome in sexual assaults after stealing reproductive organs

I don't want your prescription drugs in ass their too weak and your doctors are pathetic rapists usually up my ass instead of working

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