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When a large, asian male farts inside your school bag, but not without dropping a turd inside it, zipping the bag back up, shaking the bag around, opening it back up, and showing you the smeared shit all over your assignment papers due next period.
Fuck! No! My papers! I've been Serious emotional trauma'd!
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Intense sexual arousal at an inopportune time, resulting in the urge in a male to go to a private spot and masturbate, often with lotion.
I got a serious lotion emotion from that married girl that trained me in on the new phone system at work.
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A relationship relying on a media which cannot convey emotion; rather, inspire emotional responses based solely on the interpretation of the recipient which, being constructed almost entirely from their own idealistic expectations, often proves to be falsely based. Commonly found in "catfish" cases (see Catfish).
I've been talking to Amy and we're completely in love with each other. I've only ever spoken to her on facebook, and she says she doesn't have a webcam, but I love her with all my heart and I want to marry her.
- Since the only medium in which any contact has been made is just text-based, any emotions are created by the recipient, not the proposer. Hence, the emotion is not actually consistent between both parties, resulting in a pseudo-emotional relationship.
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emotional attack, non reasonable attempt to create unbalance of emotions. A drama queen, jelousy of other that always attempt to hurt others feelling
he gave me ED (Emotional disturbance) becuase he is not a nice person.
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Fool who allows others to crap in his/her ear about all their problems and is discarded once when the person in question no longer needs them for support. Also anyone who allows themselves to be used, or is frequently used/abused by others who are venting their negative emotions in some way. See DOORMAT.
That emotional ass-rag always lets the hurt and lonely women cry on his shoulder thinking he's going to score with them only to be left alone while she runs off with some other bad-boy like the one who dumped her in the first place.
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When the thought of unprotected sex makes a grown man show emotion. The late ol' dirty bastard of the wu-tang clan recorded this iconic chorus;
Ooh, baby, I like it raw
Yeah baby, I like it raw
Ooh, baby, I like it raw
Yeah baby, I like it raw
Bob: "When Selma Pulled The Rubber off my dick a single tear came out my face that was raw emotion"
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A term whiney little emo kids use about their whiney little emo bands to try and associate themselves with metal in order to look cooler.
Emo kid: Hey, I love emotional metal bands!
Metalhead: There's no such thing. Now piss off and stop associating yourself with metal to try and impress your poseur friends.
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