Water gun

Defines somebody or something that doesn't impress, ore is even under the banality level.

"This weed is such a water gun...where'd you get this!?"

"- How was the game?
- Water gun...next time I'm staying home..."

"- Did u see that stripper??
- Water gun..... check out the one on the bar! "

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gun bunny

Gun bunny is military slang for soldiers who operate mortars (typically 60mm and 80mm). The weapons are normally placed in small pits dug by the soldiers. Hence the comical allusion to rabbits.

Incoming! Get the gun bunny down in his hole!

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Loaded Gun

-An accident waiting to happen.

-Something dangerous.

-Playing with something that shouldn't be messed with.

"David dateing a girl that young is wrong! She's practically a loaded gun!"

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Young Guns

In poker - Jacks. Kings are Cowboys, Jacks are "Young Guns" or just "Guns".

I got two pair; Young Guns and Cowboys.

My four Guns beat your flush.

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gun whore

Searches for guns on the internet while he or she could be doing something else more productive, like working.

Hey, are you being a gun whore?

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Caulk Gun

When you are banging your woman from behind, pull out and cum on her ass like you are shooting a bead of caulk down the crack of her ass then lick your index finger and run it down her ass to smooth it out.

I gave my wife the caulk gun for her birthday.

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hired guns

Attractive young women hired to work at an establishment based solely on their sex appeal. Examples of hired guns are pretty girls that work as bartenders in upscale bars, clubs and lounges. Hired guns can also be strippers or sexy young ladies that work in mens clothing stores or waitresses in restaurants. Hired guns are good at getting men to spend absurd amounts of money by simply flirting with them. It can be particularly difficult to pick up a girl that is working as a hired gun because these chicks get hit on by men on a regular basis at their jobs. Also, many hired guns are just doing their job by flirting with men and are not trying to get picked up anyway. Many of these girls may be stuck up from constant sexual advances. Many businesses, like the restaurant Hooters, are based entirely upon the employment of hired guns. As the saying goes, "sex sells".

Me: "I spent $300 at the club last night, at the bar alone, because there was this bad ass light-skin black chick with triple D titties and a fat ass working behind the bar. I though to myself "Oh my god...That's my wife!" So I kept on going going back to the bar to buy drinks from her the whole night. She was all smiling at me alot. After about five Hennessy's and Cokes ,I gushed and whispered in her ear that I thought she was beautiful. Soon enough she told me she had a boyfriend. I'm a fucking dumbass."

Friend: "You gotta have some serious game to pull one of those bitches. She's one of them hired guns. "

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