Snarf her Garf

This term is mainly used by art school lesbians. After several dates, they may want to engage in consensual sexual activities such as oral stimulation. These urges activate the phrase, "snarf her Garf". The name "Garf" being short for our lord and savior, Garfield. (Garfield = Cat = Pussy = Vagina)

-"Woah she's so fucking hot I'd die if I ever had the privilege to snarf her Garf."
-"Yo, how'd that date with Jennifer go?" "So great dude I totally snarfed that Garf!"
-"Hey Natalie, we've been on a couple dates now... I think I'm ready to have my Garf snarfed."

Worship at Her Altar

An act of oral sex where the man kneels before a standing woman. She then spreads her legs allowing him to "Worship at Her Altar"

Michael: How was your date with Amy last night?
Wilson: It was amazing. We wound up back at her place where she let me worship at her altar for over an hour. My knees are killing me today though.

Ween Her Off

To dick down your girl with your big hard ween so good she cums so hard her eyes roll back.

Rachel is coming over after work. Imma ween her off tonight good.

I am her

The female version of 'I am her'

NOTE: if you don't not get this, immediately you are NOT her.

The phrase, 'I am her' refers, to a lifestyle that you are this or you are that. You are everything. It can applied and used in many different situations

similar phrase "I am Alpha"

"why do you think you deserve free money"
"PURRR, because I am her"
"That makes sense"

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give her the steak

To have sex with a female. ie give her the cock, slip her the sausage, etc.

Man, look at Stacey, I wanna give her the steak.

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Flicking her bean

term for female materbation.

I caught her flicking her bean

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pinching her finch

When a woman plays with the firm part between her vagina and her butt .

This is an optional and a supplementary masturbation technique a woman will sometimes use .

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