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When you dip your man-stick into a bowl of lubricant to make penetration easier and smoother
Dude! I forgot to prepare the meat last night!
That sucks!
It still felt pretty good though
A woman's breasts as viewed by another person.
I always see a woman jogging by the Starbucks on Hillcrest and she's got nice meat magnets.
The chunks of grass and dirt that get caught in a football player's helmet.
"Did you see that tackle? he came up with some serious field meat"
I'm totally going to brown the meat with Sharon tonight.
“Excuse me Ma’am, but do you have a bathroom? I’m filled with the sudden urge to push meat...”
A processed meat Product?, commonly served to jailed inmates that have no choice in the matter, due to it's ability to resemble several types of actual lunch meat, its low cost and high fat content which gives it's name and shiny appearance.a
I would gladly trade my slick meat for a cup of coffee.
I'm a bit slow today, I need to reboot the old meat computer