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Volcanic peak on Martinique Island, named after famous football athelete Edson Arantes do Nascimento.
I suppose that Mr. Nascimento might indeed feel honored to have Mount Pelé named after him, but I would consider it a dubious honor, considering how much destruction this infamous smoking cauldron of Hell has created.
A private, primarily boarding high school located in Gill, Massachusetts. NMH thinks Deerfield is their main rival, but Deerfield barely knows NMH exists.
Thanks to NMH's mandatory student labor and the active farm on campus, early twentieth-century Mount Hermon students were regarded as hicks by their contemporaries, and Deerfield gave them the derogatory nickname "Hoggers." In the 1960s, NMH developed a reputation for hippies and drug use.
NMH has the largest campus of any New England prep school, with ample woodland for students to have sex in, and it also has the most deans of any New England prep school to catch them. NMH also used to have the best prep basketball program in the country, but in 2022, the school dismantled the program. NMH still has the best alpine skiing program in New England and elite soccer, crew, and Ultimate Frisbee teams. Additionally, NMH used to have the best food of any prep school in New England, but obviously no longer does.
Northfield Mount Hermon is, in conclusion, worse than Deerfield, Choate, Loomis, and St. Paul's; but better than any Vermont prep school, Williston, Cushing, the average public school, or a sharp stick in the eye. Students can rest easy at night knowing that three meals will be waiting for them the next day (if they have time to eat them) and that they will probably not be sexually assaulted by a straight male student or teacher.
Chauncey: Tomorrow we're going to Northfield Mount Hermon.
Pilchard: Who's Herman?
Chauncey: No, Northfield Mount Hermon, like, the boarding school. We're going to get cooked by them in hockey.
Mount Southington is where you go to drop your kids off for minimum wage teenagers to take care of. Don’t even get me started about ski wee. The park kids there think they’re Shawn fucking White but really they’re just a bunch of crackheads that eat ass, smoke grass, and ski fast. The food there is over priced but the food trucks are nice. The only good thing about the “mountain” is the half pipe. It’s a hill, don’t even argue about it......
“Yo I went to mount southington last weekend and got kicked out by ski patrol for doing a backflip!”
“No way dude! I got kicked out for doing shots on the lift!”
The single greatest phrase ever said within security forces. When spoken it manifests unending amounts of adrenaline and willingness to complete the day. Also creates blindness to certain actions to keep from extending shifts.
Guard mount broke let’s get outta here.
The MAN. The CHOSEN ONE. HERE IS THE FUCKING HEAT.
“Bruh Joey Mount just sold me a Chicago Bulls snapback for $30 today is LIT”
A highschool in Watchung NJ. Watch out for a racist Director of admissions who likes to pick on students of color for minor uniform violations, while simultaneously letting lighter skinned girls with skirts that are WAY too short walk unbothered.
Nice to know a school that preaches about "mercy for all" doesn't practice their own values. Hypocrisy at it's finest, I say.
Also, not very welcoming for LGBT community, probably because of it's Catholic-origin.
Student 1: Dude, the DOF just pulled me over and lectured me in front of everyone for not having my shirt underneath my school sweatshirt, despite me explaining my situation.
Student 2: Haven't you heard? She let's the Caucasian students walk right in front of you even if they have major uniform violations. Lots of girls thinks she's races and had preferences.
Student 1: Geez. ...why am I not surprised. Mount Saint Mary cruelty...
Mount Greylock is a school full of stuck up rich white kids and has a history of perverted vice-principals. It’s known for their small selection of favorited students, parents that come in and yell at staff, racism, homophobia, highest rate of kids that switch schools after their first year of high school, and relentless kids that will without a doubt try to fight you if you say one wrong thing. 1 out of 50 students that go here actually have a positive experience with this school (they have over 600 students). Don’t let the fancy scenery fool you, it’s far from that.
Teenager: Oh you go to Mount Greylock Regional? i’m praying for you.