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Phrase originated from California prison/jail system. Used when a person makes a comment and the response requires verbal validation that the other person is necessary for whatever is going on/going to happen.
Ram: So is the party a go for Saturday?
Chris: Yeah, but I was hoping you would be the designated driver...
Ram: Hooker you need me.
Chris: F*ck you...
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A quote sayed by the Ukrainian president and war-hero Volodymr Zelensky, that since the second Russia's invasion of Ukraine in 2022 has decided to stay in his country and since then is regarded as a modern ''leader'' of the new century.
"The fight is here; I need an ammunition not a ride,"
"Ukrainians are proud of their President,"
"I am here. We are not putting down arms. We will be defending our country, because our weapon is truth, and our truth is that this is our land, our country, our children, and we will defend all of this," he said.
"That is it. That's all I wanted to tell you. Glory to Ukraine''
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when a girl needs a dick in her snatch, 24/7. it leads to many disappointed ex-boyfriends that still fuck the girl in question on the side even tho she is seeing his friend.
dude1: devin has needs a dick in her syndrom
dude2: what why do you say that man?
dude1: she's fucked 3 different guys this week, and dating that one dude still!
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a group formed solely for the reason of bringing informative and humanitarian aid to the average loser. trademarked in 1991 by johnstownsteel, their works include Loser..Your Guide To Living and the ever popular Losing Isn't Everything.
all works distributed by the group can be purchased at...
Lumbee Indian
2020 Winners Way
Johnstown Pa 15939
or call...
1-808-lose-err
"Losers Need A Life Too"
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Invented by Jeff Mcrae (see: Jeff Mcrae), "Whadda ya need help for?" is the ultimate act of humor in a computer class/lab. While someone works on a computer, reach over and press the F1 key (or other Help File hot key) to open the program's help menu, while saying "Whadda ya need help for?" in a sarcastic manner.
Also, there is a delayed "Whadda ya need help for?" This is done when the user is away from the computer and F1 is pressed. When the user gets back, often moving the mouse out from a screen saver, the Help File/Menu is open, and the "Jeff Mcrae" says "Whadda ya need help for?"
"Whadda ya need help for?" is often used in conjunction with zings.
Andrew: *Working on the computer, turns head to the left*
Jeff(from the right): *Runs up and presses F1 and runs away laughing* "Whadda ya need help for?!~!?"
Andrew: "Bastard!!"
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Referring to the already published word on urban dictionary: Asthma with the meaning: A girl that has a large butt.
Albuterol is a prescription medication for Asthma.
As in a person who has Asthma (in this case a large butt) would need Albuterol.
Oooooooeeeee that girl has so much asthma, that girl needs some Albuterol.
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The definition of you need some milk means to suck tits and/or have bigger tits nigga
Alex said "you need some milk." To luz then luz asked "what does that mean?" Then Alex said "get tits!"
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