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The Simon Wilson Paradox

After hearing a detailed and troubling story about another man's struggles with maintaining an erection, he couldn't shake the anxiety it induced. This newfound stress crept into his own intimate moments, creating a vicious cycle of worry and performance issues that left him unable to maintain an erection himself.
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox

Last night I was with this girl then I stuffed from the Simon Wilson Paradox.

by Scottith July 15, 2024


LEAF Paradox

The strategy of trying to achieve the improved mental wellbeing of students through the imposition of rigorous academic load, tireless material-reading, restless assignments, and endless essays.

Teacher: We are living through difficult times, so don't forget to have some off-screen time purely dedicated to relaxing and doing nothing. Also, until the next class, read the chapter, submit the weekly essay, complete the quiz and try to answer all the questions I will post.
Student: Thanks for this LEAF Paradox, I am gonna drown myself in the kitchen sink instead.

by deeze.nhats March 1, 2021


Paradoxical Gayisim

When a person becomes transgender just to like the same gender beforehand

yeah man, she’s got some paradoxical gayisim going on in her head.”

by cookie_eater3127 February 12, 2022


deserter paradox

a repeating loop where you get an idea, talk about it with friends, abandon the project, and then start a new idea

A: I'm gonna make a game!
(5 years later)
B: Hey what about that game you were talking about before?
A: Oh, I abandoned it 30 seconds after getting the idea.
B: You dirty slut, try not to follow the rules of the deserter paradox next time.

by BingoIsaac April 7, 2023


Others-First Paradox

In the arrow paradox, Zeno states that for motion to occur, an object must change the position which it occupies. He gives an example of an arrow in flight. He states that in any one (duration-less) instant of time, the arrow is neither moving to where it is, nor to where it is not.15 It cannot move to where it is not, because no time elapses for it to move there; it cannot move to where it is, because it is already there. In other words, at every instant of time there is no motion occurring. If everything is motionless at every instant, and time is entirely composed of instants, then motion is impossible.

Whereas the first two others-first paradoxes divide space, this paradox starts by dividing time—and not into segments, but into points.

by Others-First Paradox April 26, 2021


Stable Paradox

As a noun, it defines a contradictory situation. A situation that, theoretically, shouldn't exist. But it does.
As an adjective, it defines a person who can be both sides of a coin. Who can do all the things that are contradictory to each other in nature.

The duality of man is to both protect and predate, to protect and pursue, to pursue what he wants, and protect what he loves, he is both light and dark, good and evil, each side a necessity, accorded its proper place.
He is thus contradictory, a stable paradox - the patriarch.

@TellYourSonThis

by OptimusPrime239 July 21, 2022


Sincerely Me Paradox

A phenomenon in where one song on an album feels out of place due to it not matching any other song on the album, comparable to the track Sincerely Me from the Dear Evan Hansen movie, which is an odd Black Comedy song on an otherwise mostly sincere and heartfelt soundtrack.

Tim: ever notice how I'm Gonna Win by Rob Cantor is weirdly different to all the other songs on his Not a Trampoline album?

Jon: Tim what the fuck are you on about

Tim: It's a total Sincerely Me Paradox

Jon: bother someone else

by GrandmasToering February 22, 2022