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urinating in females mouth during oral sex
if a girl is sucking your dick and you say "The Lemonade stand is open for business" and then piss in her mouth, the bitch must swallow at least half of the mouthful otherwise it is not a legit lemonade stand
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The act of getting to second base by grabbing a boob or boobs. Called a stand up because it refers to the upward direction on the human anatomy.
Jake hit a stand up double on the dance floor with that girl at the bar last night.
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Having sex with some random person after you get hammered then never call them back
Ex: I got her way drunk, took her back to my place had a one night stand. Damn I love slutty girls.
www.1nightstandstory.com
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Caught in the act of sex especially by the lover eg. wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend or partner.
my secret affair ended up in a one nightmare stand.
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When you're the last one at the party who hasn't either passed out or left.
Yo, how was the party last night?
It was fun, I was the last man standing though.
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When you take a toke upside down in a handstand as someone lights and pulls the bowl for you, similar to the famous well known "keg stand". Though it is socially okay to do when not at a party but takes atleast 2 people to achieve unless you want to take it to another level
"Yooo i cant wait for that party ryan is having im totally gonna do an australian bong stand"
"You have never done an australian bong stand!? It gets you soooo high man!"
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your in a pokemon battle against your parents!! you choose the pokemon kid, kid has the moves cry, do nothing, stand up for yourself, and get beaten in the a two snakes. you choose stand up for yourself, stats are not very effective and 100% damage to yourself. thats childhood for you.
stand up for yourselfstand up for yourselfstand up for yourselfstand up for yourselfstand up for yourselfstand up for yourself but you cant lol
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