you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

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Beat like a cheap rug

Token from the 98 Stretch and Bobbito freestyle by Big L. Mean to beat someone up as if they were a old cheap dusty rug.

Yeah nigga he got beat like a cheap rug dawg.

I woulda had to liked to got that

Something you can no longer have but when it was available, acquiring it would have been desirable.

Jon: "Wow, Amazon stock is over $2,000 now. Missed that boat."

Aaron: "Yeah, I woulda had to liked to got that when they went public in 97"

Shake it like a British Nanny.

.(Shake it like a British Nanny) Phrase. 1) The act of shaking a small infant in order to make it stop crying. 2) To be violently shaken in order to be brought back into consciousness. 3) Pill free alternative to viagra. 4) The act of shaking the living crap out of something in a violent manner in order to obtain inner clarity. (See also Epileptic-Buddhist).

.Shake it like a British Nanny
1) If the baby don't stop cryin' I'm a shake it like a British nanny.
2) The whore won't wake up! Shake it like a British nanny.
3) If it don't get hard just Shake it like a British Nanny.
4) Like the 7 paths to clarity I look deep into my being to find... .errr..ug.. uh..ug.err.errr.errrr. errr.eeeer. ..uhhh....eech..ech ..ech...uggg ...gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.

i think i like this little life

suicide

i think i like this little life this morning when Ethan burnt my sosig

i fell like a wet marshmallow

when you fell silly/wet/mentally ill. usually used by people who watch to much porn.

after you have sex. " I fell like a wet marshmallow."