Wampus cat

A furry aggressive feline with very aggressive behavior. Known to on a full moon night. To hunt down men , women , and children of all race, size and color. "TeariClaws" is the strand of razor hook claws. Found on 88% of the wampus cats that where killed and reported. With teeth Sharper then your grandma's HDTV. Mangie they may be. With eyes beedey they will find you and hunt you down.

The wampus cat came out of the darkness and destroyed my 1998 suburban.

slapping the cat

Female masturbation,kinda like choking the chicken.

I caught my sister last night. She was really slapping the cat.

Slapping the cat

A phrase that means "I am just kidding"

"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"

Tattoos before cATs

When you are close to a bro, so you get tattoos with each other before you get cats

Hey man, tattooos before CATs?
Hell ya!
Tattoos before cATs

Gay For Cats

A sexuality involving a feline partner

"I love my cat, Austin! He's my EVERYTHING!"
"Oh. You must be Gay For Cats!"

Dogs vs Cats

Why do people argue over this??

Cats. Are. Just. Better.

Everyone shouts at each other when asked dogs vs cats, but at least we can unite over common hatred over people people!

Pie Cat

He is always gamer, he is cat, he is pie, founder gamer him self 1utl Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat

Pie Cat: I am your lord and savor

Every One: all hail Pie Cat