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Cat titties

Small braids of hair

I see you have them cat titties in your head

by Jack1964 February 1, 2021


Cat Comic

A depiction of co-workers and members of management in the form of a poorly drawn comic strip. It is named after a boss that is a real life Cat Comic.

The comic typically exaggerates day to day operations within the company. It is a goofy depiction of dumb managers and employees within the company. It also exaggerates your bosses "emotional stability" and their flaws.

A Cat Comic is typically drawn after your boss or co-worker just had a frustrating event happen to them at work. It is drawn on MS paint in the size of 300x300. Typically black and white unless you are emphasizing hair color, eye color, colors of objects, etc. The figures are stick figure like and look ridiculus.

It's like Dilbert without the smart stuff.

So Ms. Doe looks really mad after that meeting. I think I'll draw a Cat Comic

by T10LawnDart September 25, 2008


Cat Bath

Cleaning oneself more thoroughly like a regular bath but outside a bathtub/shower, usually due to constrained time

I needed to be somewhere soon so I took a cat bath between the gym and then.

by Mr. Thew September 11, 2019


Cat Bath

As I understand the term, a cat bath is pretty much synonymous with a whorebath. In that it basically involves a washcloth, soap, and a sink. Also, I believe it may be British slang.

"Dude! My, shower head was clogged, so I had to cat bath in the sink to de-funk my willie."

by AssSpelunkingCockMaster July 19, 2018


cat helling

Term used to define the colossal scoldings directed at your cat because he ate your chocolate cake or simply because he didn't cook the goldfish he killed yesterday to eat it.

Man, I've done cat helling to my cat for my cake....it was for my girlfriend!

by Myhuoseisadragon February 16, 2023


cat box genitals

An odor the neighbor leaves notes on your door and runs before you open door . An odor that people on the other end of a phone call ask you if you smell something horrible.
A smell that disrupts animals at the zoo to a point your asked to leave.
A odor that makes you wear roadkill for a face mask to make it better.

MRS.HOLLAND WOULD TAPE TIC TACS TO HER PANTIES AND DOUCE WITH FEBREEZE BECAUSE SHE WAS BORN WITH CAT BOX GENITALS.

by chipbully November 5, 2014


Weenie Cat

A weenie cat is a certain type of cat they are most of the time fluffy but they love you

Hey what’s that

Oh it’s just my weenie cat

by Tess123catlover April 28, 2020