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A machine that will swap cum from one penis to another. It hurts, at first. But you will soon get over it.
Don't make me use a cum swap machine on you!
When you’re banging a girl from behind and she’s on a step stool but too high so you have to jump multiple times to cum in her.
That chick’s like 4 foot two! Definitely gonna have to jump cum!
A person who robs men of their semi and or testicle's
Bob and David were in a fight and Bob ripped off David's nuts Bob is the new cum snacher
Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms
I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!
To ejaculate in-between the breasts of a partner
I gave her a cum bracket yesterday!
He doesn't like the idea of a cum bracket! What a jerk.
The act of giving a blowjob with gum in ones mouth then preceding such blowjob the gum absorbs the semen from said blowjob.
After I gave frank a blowjob I had a huge wad of cum-gum
Bad gum that you chew and it turns watery in your mouth.
Man I bought this new pack of chewing gum and 3 seconds after chewing it it turned into cum gum. Ya know, all watery.