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Grades

Determine how good ur doing in school, and it’s recommended to keep this high. If it drops too low, u will enter an unskippable cutscene. A mysterious entity called “ur mom” will enter the room with a belt has a weapon of choice. If this happens, may god save ur soul.

If ur Asian stay at an A or high B
If ur American, shit go for a D
If ur Indian, stay at B or higher
For all other races, go for a C or higher

Me: “Ah Shit My Grades Are Low.”
Friend: “Good Luck, Comrade. You Will Need It.”
Me: *Comes Home*
Mom: “Lemme See Your Grades”
Me: *Shows Grades*
Mom: “So You Have Chosen DEATH”

by EDP_TheOneWithEverySTD August 31, 2022


Grade 9

A type of class which is know for being retarded, also known as a class where everyone has extra chromosomes.

This class it a grade 9 class.

by Mr_GlowingBeans June 13, 2022


11th grade

The worst year of high school. You may be an upperclassman now, but you’re in the most difficult year in your life. Teachers assign you a lot of work, tests, and quizzes during this year. And this is the year where you have to decide what college you plan on going to and you have to actually start applying to colleges. And your GPA matters during this year because this is the year colleges look at your GPA. The only good thing is you’re 16-17, so you’re eligible to get a license and probably your first car. Other than that, if you’re in 11th grade, you’re cooked.

“What grade are you in”?
“I’m in 11th grade”
“Dang, you’re in the hardest year”

by TEEGUY July 20, 2024


pettys nautical grading system

1. a grading system petty uses to Distinguish special from his fellow cadet
2. (GNPS) special same gets nautical zeros which count as a -115 every time he makes a zero and didnt study for it

1. the class laughed at special sam and his dumb question
2. sam got 2 nautical zeros and failed the course

by GNPS October 21, 2004


catholic grading system

A=Gay for Jesus
B=no longer virgin

C=Cucked by Nuns
D=Dicked by priest

F=Fucked by pope

I have an F in scripture Jonny, I hope I don't get sent to the pope. Man, I love the catholic grading system

by FastBallPaul December 4, 2017


17th grade

Your first year of graduate school. It's called 17th grade because you have gone through 12 years of compulsory education and four years of undergraduate education at this point.

I start medical school tomorrow. I can't wait for my first day of 17th grade!

by nilethe146 March 10, 2023


"music on hold"-grade tune

Refers to a somewhat-"tame"/boring and/or repetitive musical composition that is "okay", but definitely nothing special or "memorable" --- it would merely be something that you might wanna half-listen to while waiting for someone to pick up/get back to you on the phone, be serenaded with over a store's PA system while shopping, or have for soothing your impatience when riding a slow elevator.

The NYC Greyhound station plays light-classical music over the ceiling-speakers to help its patrons to while away the long boring hours during bus-layovers; I appreciate it that they don't simply toss "music on hold"-grade tunes at you for extended periods.

by QuacksO March 26, 2019