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Blowjob pants are when people, specifically young and female, have holes in the knees of her leggings, jean, or pants. Thus suggestive that she/he got holes in the knees of their pants because they spent too much time on their knees performing oral sex.
Can also include pants with dirty knees.
Person: do you like these pants
Friend: pants with holes in the knee be looking like you spend your lunch break sucking dick.
Other friend: walking around in blowjob pants is not kosher.
This term is used to talk about women (mighty be men too) that like to have a dick in their mouths. Being blow by a blowjob maniac is consider in every culture in the world as an extreme privilege, because the one giving head likes it and does it perfectly.
Oh man, that girl was a blowjob maniac
guy: Hey bro how was your night
guy2: Pretty good i got a crunchy blowjob
A guy with long hair you gives blowjobs to other guys
Ah have you seen kolby? Yeah he's a blowjob Barbara
Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.
"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."
"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
when obama blowjob
friend 1: yo whats up
friend 2: YO OBAMA BLOWJOB!!!
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When a girl starts chewing on your dick while giving you a blowjob, like a starving Simolian.
This girl I met gives the best Simolian Blowjob.