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The ash that falls from the sky from all the fires constantly going on in California.
Person 1: Do you see all the ash falling? There must be a big fire!
Person 2: Yeah! You mean California snow?
A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.
Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"
A bowl of weed first thing in the morning
“Just had myself a California breakfast and now I’m ready to start the day off on a good note”
Katie "Viv your polish sausage looks like a California Curve."
Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."
Bushy pubic hair with dried semen on it
I didn't shower after we had sex, so now my pubes look like California cauliflower
Arizona. Arizona is California's Jersey!
Sure housing prices are better in Phoenix, but is is California's Jersey!
The act of performing anal on a female proceeded by an act of coitus betwixt the bosom resulting in a shitstain between the cleavage resembling that of a necktie.
After sex, a loofah is best to remove my California clip-on.