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Dude 1: "Man, your breath smells weird, dude."
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I've been brushing my teeth with a California Toothbrush."
Dude 1: "Whats a California Toothbrush?"
Dude 2: *unzips pants*
Weed.
Friend: "I'm not really hungry"
Me: "Use the California Oregano"
Friend: Oh
A bowl of weed first thing in the morning
“Just had myself a California breakfast and now I’m ready to start the day off on a good note”
Bushy pubic hair with dried semen on it
I didn't shower after we had sex, so now my pubes look like California cauliflower
Katie "Viv your polish sausage looks like a California Curve."
Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."
Arizona. Arizona is California's Jersey!
Sure housing prices are better in Phoenix, but is is California's Jersey!
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The act of performing anal on a female proceeded by an act of coitus betwixt the bosom resulting in a shitstain between the cleavage resembling that of a necktie.
After sex, a loofah is best to remove my California clip-on.
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