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The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s roast beef curtains can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!
2.I love rolling my wife’s roast beef curtains around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!
3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their roast beef curtains stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
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A word used by incels who don’t know basic anatomy and will never see a vagina outside of porn other than his mother’s.
Synonymous with “roast beef flaps”, or “meat tent”
Don: “That girl has some roast beef curtains! She must have a high body count.”
Jane: “I see you went to a catholic school.”
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When a female muff has been through the wars and looks more like a pile of 'corned beef' than anything else
eeewhhh your fanny looks like's a pair of 'corned beef curtains'
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A device, exactly like a condom, but with sack protection. It is used for sexual intercourse with really dirty bitches that will give you the HIV by looking at them, yet busting a nut at the moment overrides any rational thought.
Friend 1-"Hey man, do you have a german shower curtain? I'm gonna be banging your mom later."
Friend 2-"Godspeed my friend."
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a person of Irish descent who, because of family money, is accepted into WASP society; tends to act, speak, and dress like a member of the upper-class WASP establishment.
That lace-curtain Irish bastard wouldn't last a minute in Southie.
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A sexual act. When a man is engaged in sex in the doggy position, he inserts his penis into her (or his) anus and fucks them until he cums. Then withdrawing his penis and wiping it on her (or his) new light colored curtains. It usually ends with the other partner freaking the fuck out.
Dude, the bitch cheated on me, so I pulled a Brown Curtain on her last night.
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A visual description of the labia minora resembling a thinly sliced piece of rare roast beef hanging like a drape. This resemblance is more pronounce on women whose labia minora overhangs her labia majora leaving the edges darker in tone to the pink or ruby color of the inner vagina. Most commonly used when referring to cunnilingus or "going down" on your girl, a particularly pleasurable form of foreplay.
"Hey baby, you mind if I taste me some of your roast beef curtain?"
"I'm takin' her home for some roast beef curtain. Know wha'I'm sayin'?"
"Maybe I could have a bit of your roast beef curtain while I wait for Mr. Viagra?"
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