Give Em Doof

To look at someone in a large city and make an awkward face and throw a peace sign.

Yo dude see that old lady, give em doof!

giving up the puss

To give up the puss- to let her man have his way with her

Dude 1 Hey Phil is going over to Phyllis’s house tonight

Dude2. Yeah he said she’s giving up the puss tonight

Give away the cow

A term used when someone has lost their virginity or gives their virginity to someone.

Not to be confused with having a cow or someone being a cow.

Esmeralda:"So do you think it's a bit soon for the third date?"
Friend:"Don't give away the cow Esmeralda!"

Michael:"Duuude I gave away the cow last night..."

Amelia:"I'm pure so my cow will stay in the barn until I am 45/married"

Virginity

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give her the steak

To have sex with a female. ie give her the cock, slip her the sausage, etc.

Man, look at Stacey, I wanna give her the steak.

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Give-a-shit-Ometer

An 'in my head' meter that registers to what degree I give a fuck.

Give me a moment...so I can check that out on my Give-a-shit-Ometer. Hmmm???...Nope, nothing!

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giving him the business

to show another person "whats up" or "what's happening".
to beat your opponent down in a fight or sport.
to display great skill at something.
to sexually satisfy a girl in bed.
to show her "what's up" or "what's happening".

"I played Bob in a game of Madden last week and was giving him the business. He lost 37-3."

"Ashley and I went out drinking last night. We started fooling around back at her place; next thing ya know I was giving her the business!"

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The gift that keeps on giving

A person, object, place, or thing that is constantly full of surprises and never fails to impress, giving happiness, joy, or providing endless entertainment.

"You two are literally the gift that keeps on giving, like I can never get bored of you."

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