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Never, ever, EVER date your friend's ex without permission.
"Yeah, I wanna hit that, but Jeff would totally call the golden rule on me. And he wouldn't say sure anyway, because that pussy isn't over this pussy."
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Pissing down the slide of a neighborhood park, or children's play structure, so that the next time the kids go down it they get a nice film of crusty urine all over their trousers. C'mon, you all know you've done it.
I gave those rich bastards a taste of redemption when I tapped a kidney and left their tender gated community a nice little Golden Slide for the children.
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Similar to the Fire-Breathing Dragon. It's when the girl is giving you a blowjob, and you thrust her head down all the way down making her think you're about to climax, but instead you magiacally pee in her mouth and it comes squirting out her nose just like a dragon.
She didn't see it coming one bit.
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A gentle, people-friendly breed of working dog originally bred in 1867 from a Yellow Labrador and a Tweed Water Spaniel, with that offspring later combined with the Irish Setter and Bloodhound. With hair color ranging from light blonde to deep red, the Golden Retriever can be most easily distinguished by its puffy tail plummage, altogether different from the thick, powerful tail of the Yellow Lab (the breed with which it is most often confused). Golden Retrievers may have a physique ranging from spindly and athletic to the familiar fat, furry beer keg with the wagging hindquarters and the green tennis ball hanging out of its mouth. They're house dogs (don't keep them in kennels!) and live an average of 10-12 years.
I made the mistake of setting down my burrito and it got snorked by my golden retriever.
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Three-way involving two Asian guys with a white girl.
I heard that Janie pulled a Golden Oreo with Ling and Xing last night.
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2 girls face eachother on their hands and knees and make out(kiss) while they each have a guy bang them doggie style.
Ashley and Sarah made out with eachother on their hands and knees while Jeff and Doug gave it to them doggie style. Hence, looking like a golden bridge.
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Treat others the way you would like to be treated.
Sarah gave me a Reese Peanut Butter Cup. According to the Golden Rule I should repay such kindness.
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