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Metropolis of Maine, envy of Boregon. which is the land of rain and suicide
Passport required for entry unless you're a Catholic Charities refugee. (a 3rd world immigrant who knows 2 English words, welfare and lawyer)
Large GLBTGQ liberal population, larger redneck hick 4x4 population that resents the 1st group.
Only True Blue Occupy group, as in Wall St, (in Portland aka Lincoln Park ) living in tents in 10 degree weather, bolstered by the largest homeless transient preggo (eyetalian for knocked up) teen population east of the Mississippi.
City Council form of government with City Manager & Mayor so Portlanders get double raped on taxation.
City full of lawyers and actors working as busboys and waiters. Portland has more restaurants per capita than any American city and the most grease clogged sewers and arteries in America.
Meet Truly Dynamic Women (Fat chicks whom even lesbians won't date) who don't shave or bathe, wear tats on their twats and pins in their shins.
Come for the day, but leave before dark.
Portland, Maine
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The Main Vocalist is usually the member with the best singing technique, who gets the "most difficult vocal parts, but not limited to
Wendy from RedVelvet is really the main vocal of this generation
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This is a definition of the "Main Line", a line of suburbs right outside of Philadelphia. First, all the little white boys think that they are gang members and go biking around the neighborhood that they call the "streets" or the "hood". No, just no. The rich main line moms are fucking annoying and act like their kids a miracle children sent from heaven but little do they know that they all JUUL and smoke whatever shit they are doing at frickin bar mitzvahs. There are many public schools, and some private schools. The kids, oh the kids, are fucking donkeys. With Wiggas, JAPS, kids that could possibly shoot up their school in the future, and stoners, the main line kids can not get any worse. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT go to Suburban Square, if you want to stay away from these pieces of donkey shit kids. Overall, no hate on the mainline(my hometown yo),but It is a sack of balls that is consumed with snobby ass kids who will die because their juuls killed them. . It is a fucking void that you will find yourself forever empty in there because everyone is jewish and u feel left out because your not jewish and its the trend to be jewish and have a fun mar mitzvah where your friends give speeches for you :(.
ben rosenberg from the main line: yo yo yo gang gang all on that gang shit my homie lets go bike to suburban square yo
jack goldstein: sounds like a good idea my brotha but I got some shit to do
ben rosenberg: what u gotta do
jack goldstein : I got piano practice
ben rosenberg: aww damn aint that a bitch
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Moira mains suck cock
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The act of telling this stupid state full of a bunch of douche bags to f**k off.
Just because you wear a camouflage hat does not mean you are cool. Everyone in the state will just live within the shittiness of the state.
Well I might as well shoot this .45 round into my skull, I live in the pine tree state, FUCK MAINE
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In reference to the well-known but hardly-played character Baiken from Guilty Gear, Someone who claims to be heavily into something but only barely know said thing beyond face value and its visual appeal.
"Yeah! I'm a Baiken Main!" He boasted, not knowing how to do a single motion input.
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Sniper mains are tf2 players that have 0 love from their family, are virgins and have 6 years worth of grease in their room.
This is what the average sniper main looks like: 🤓
The best way to insult a person is to call them a sniper main.
Fuck Sniper Mains I literally wrote this because I fucking hate the
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