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The incredibly strong plasma sword in halo2. After gettin killed by this sword, you can't help but feel like you got jew sworded.
Moments after Tom started humping the enemy corpse he was jew sworded in the back.
Bob: You retard
Billy: Yea i got jew sworded
Team A: did you remove jew swords?
Team B: no
Team A: fuck
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Using legal trickery and technicalities to weasel one's way out of paying a bill or debt. Alternately using trickery and technicalities to make one pay a debt or bill despite their having good reason not to.
All it took was one hair within 3 yards of the soup and some Jew Acrobatics to avoid our restaurant bill.
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A person of Polish and Jewish descent. Usually the type who are very proud of being Polish.
Sam Stein, whose father came straight from a small village a couple of miles out of Warsaw, is a genuine Jew-Pol.
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A term used when describing the cost of an overpriced item in order to accentuate the greediness of corporate America.
Since when does it cost 14 damn jew-dollars for a movie ticket!?
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the same as saying fair does, but tends to be used infront of a jew
simply used as a minor annoyance
Sam: I cant make it to town today
Gotta go to the synagogue with my family
Josh: Fair Jews
Sam: OI
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Initially known as "swine flu."
The internet - serious business - agreed to the name change after Yakov Litzman, an Israeli health official, declared that the name "swine flu" was offensive to the Jewish community.
Person1: Did you hear? The Jewish and Muslim communities are offended by the name "swine flu."
Person2:Maybe they would prefer we call it jew flu.
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a bat that hibernates in the nose of a jew during winter
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