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Before you get a blow job your partner fills their mouth with cat litter then proceeds with giving you a blow job
Had to go to the hospital after getting a pencil sharpener
A type of machine that you can use to sharpen a pencil down to a tiny stub and throw at anyone within a 5 feet radius.
Where is my pencil sharpener?
Don't get any funny ideas... It's just something people use to sharpen their pencils.
"When Wilma broke her pencil, she went to use the pencil sharpener to sharpen it."
the boeing 757-300, a really long but narrow one-aisle aircraft, which gives the name
planespotter: there goes the united's flight off across the atlantic...
me: oh, it's a flying pencil to make matters better!
The act of no longer using a pencil that was in your backpack as a way to remember an event that happened during class. If something memorable happens, you take the pencil out of your backpack and leave it to never be used again to keep the memory.
After Fred saw three kids get sent to the office, he then was retiring a pencil that was in his backpack.
The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers
I tried to do the Pennsylvanian Upside Down Pencil Sharpener
A derogatory short, ginger people.
This is to 2b pen, but not
Jade is 2b pencil.... But not Freddy, he is the perfect embodiment of a 3d crayon