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The Honeymoon Season is an act of playerism where a guy joins a new school, university/college, town, city, village, country or work place and starts getting loads of attention by the girls. He then makes use of this attention and is able to hook up with numerous different girls (this ranges from 1st base to 4th). Your Honeymoon Season starts when you enter the school. However it can end from 5 seconds to a couple of months. To ensure it lasts longer, make sure you hook up with a girl and then move swiftly on. Your Honeymoon Season ends when you stop hooking up with girls.
'Mate, those girls are checking you out!!! I guess you are still in your Honeymoon Season.'
'I think my Honeymoon Season ended after 5 seconds...'
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That time of year when every man has uncontrollable sexual desires in which they go around humping any and everything they can mount until they ejaculate.
Zoe: "Dude, Ayush was humping my dog yesterday."
Jennavive: "Yea, it's cumming season."
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A period of time in schools that require a dress code of dress shirts year-round (and sweaters from October to May.) When the sweaters are no longer required and students don't need to have them on for the rest of the year, pockets are newly exposed. It becomes a contest of who can rip off the most shirt pockets, usually from underclassmen, with the goal being to make a shirt out of just the pockets. It lasts anywhere from a week to two weeks.
Dude #1: Hey look over there!
<Rips pocket off of Dude #2>
Dude #2: ...
Dude #1: Its pocket season, bitch!
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A season dedicated to pure toxic and horny behavior, During Demon Season Niggas who follow @hoodville or any other meme/toxic account becomes a completely different person, they become the living embodiment of future, This stage usually lasts 1-2 seasons and its triggered from emotional trauma.
Paul: you hear about jamal? that nigga broke 5 girls hearts and had sex tape with ole shordy down the road while drinking henny and playing 2k on her sons ps4
Gerald: yea i heard about it, nigga is in his demon season phase right now
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The political primary season in the United States, where the party rank-and-file select their candidates for elective office. So called because of the phony "issues" prospective candidates dredge up to get attention, which tend to have little to do with the real challenges facing the republic.
Thought to have originated in New Hampshire, the state with the first presidential primaries.
"The silly season is upon us!"
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A time before winter, where you don’t eat any fat foods or foods that will make you look like shit, so you don’t have to work out over the winter.
Speaker 1: Fuck John, gain season starts tommorow
Speaker 2: Shit, we better go get our last desert!
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ugg season is when all white girl start to wear cheap walmart boots with fur on the outside. if you make fun of any girl wearing uggs during ugg season then you will be swarmed by angry white girls
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