seahorse giving birth

a male seahorse give birth (idk why) but when he gives birth it looks like he’s having a seizure, the ugly rat fucking children come out of his stomach because he’s tony lopez and eats little kids.

woah that seahorse giving birth

give up the green

To pay up. To give money in exchange for goods or services.

When we wanted the stripper to stay longer, her pimp told us to give up the green.

give her the steak

To have sex with a female. ie give her the cock, slip her the sausage, etc.

Man, look at Stacey, I wanna give her the steak.

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Give away the cow

A term used when someone has lost their virginity or gives their virginity to someone.

Not to be confused with having a cow or someone being a cow.

Esmeralda:"So do you think it's a bit soon for the third date?"
Friend:"Don't give away the cow Esmeralda!"

Michael:"Duuude I gave away the cow last night..."

Amelia:"I'm pure so my cow will stay in the barn until I am 45/married"

Virginity

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Give-a-shit-Ometer

An 'in my head' meter that registers to what degree I give a fuck.

Give me a moment...so I can check that out on my Give-a-shit-Ometer. Hmmm???...Nope, nothing!

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giving him the business

to show another person "whats up" or "what's happening".
to beat your opponent down in a fight or sport.
to display great skill at something.
to sexually satisfy a girl in bed.
to show her "what's up" or "what's happening".

"I played Bob in a game of Madden last week and was giving him the business. He lost 37-3."

"Ashley and I went out drinking last night. We started fooling around back at her place; next thing ya know I was giving her the business!"

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The gift that keeps on giving

A person, object, place, or thing that is constantly full of surprises and never fails to impress, giving happiness, joy, or providing endless entertainment.

"You two are literally the gift that keeps on giving, like I can never get bored of you."

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