mind blowing

The term that is used by the characters to describe basically every average sexual encounter in every TV-14 show ever, because 1) it's vanilla enough to pass the ratings board 2) TV writers are bad at coming up with sex adjectives.

It actually just means "surpassing your expectations to the point where you aren't sure what to think."

Mary: So I heard you and Gary had sex. How was it?
Sue: Mind blowing! How was your sex with Stew?
Mary: Oh, the same as every night.
Sue: How's that?
Mary: Oh, just mind blowing.

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farmer's blow

The act of plugging one nostril while forcefully blowing the other causing the snot from the open nostril to shoot out onto the ground.

Brian was sick and congested however after his farmer's blow, his breathing became easier.

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blow ass

A person who lies about everything they say and doesnt tell the truth in order to act cool.

"I had sex with 20 chicks in one night Bro!!!"
"Shut the fuck up you blow ass!!!"

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snow blowing

When someone cums in your mouth, you go to kiss them and spit it back into their mouth.

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blowing loud

1. The act of smoking extremely potent marijuana.

1. Nigga you know my fruity swagger, I stay with them stupid tall packs, blowing loud.

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blow chunks

1. to vomit

2. to be terrible, to be extremely bad

The sensation I got from this creature nearly made me blow chunks.

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Slow Blow

A Blow Job that is done slow and with perfect technique lasting longer but is more pleasurable, surpassing that of the Blow Job

She went down on me, and I thought ooo great another shitty blow job...... 30 mins passed by and It was the best 30 mins of my life.

I asked what the hell was that ?!
She simply replied with a smile, that's a Slow Blow.

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