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indie poser

a wannabe person that goes out of their own way to fall under the category of an "indie"
they usually dye their hair bright colors, such as red, and tear their tights on purpose. they are usally shit talkers, and a patsy, thry are suppoedly madly in love

An indie poser is a kid, an annoying kid that is most likely freshman in high school, usually a girl, that wanders around with no friends looking to be cool in other words a poser, then calling her scene boyfriend and talks about how red her hair is. yeah, it sounds pretty stupid

by TeenageInformer March 5, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


poser punk

Someone who labels themself 'punk'.

see: Avril Lavigne/poser


kid:"I'm punk."


Me:"surrre...whatever you say..."

by Labels Are For Losers Like Avril May 17, 2005

83๐Ÿ‘ 101๐Ÿ‘Ž


patriot poser

a female with sideburns

Grier, what did I tell you about those sideburns? Take them off or have somebody show you how to shave! You're a patriot poser, not a patriot.

by Solid Mantis December 12, 2018

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Poverty Poser

Any young, apparently healthy, Twenty-something pan-handler that clearly isn't homeless and is looking to get some "Street cred". They usually return home to the suburbs after a day or so to bemoan their fate. Often dressed better than the people that give them handouts.

That Poverty Poser is a fraud! He's not homeless; he lives next door to me!

by longrider700 January 12, 2015

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Poser Metal

Metal that has no point in it's lyrical content and is incapable to be listened to by any real metal head on this earth. I.E. Dethklok, Cannibal Corpse, Bring Me the Horizon, I Killed the Prom Queen, We Butter The Bread With Butter. The list goes but i cannot bare to name anymore of these trivial bands. And to you fuckers who enjoy this shit. Go listen to some goddamn Black Sabbath. Oh and Fuck Kiss.

Loud obnoxious noise coming from a group of Posers
Metal Head: Hey turn that shit off!
Poser 1: This is I Wrestled A Bear Once and it's better than anything you listen to Faggot.

Metal Head walks over to table finds phone in which it is being played on and smashes it.

Metal Head: Fuck You and that whinny arrogant emo shit to. Fuckin Poser Metal

by Fuckthisshitimgoinghome August 18, 2011

107๐Ÿ‘ 143๐Ÿ‘Ž


anarchist poser

* i need to first clear a few things up: 1- being a teenager doesn't mean that you can't be an anarchist. the belief in anarchy is not limited to any one age group. 2- if you think you must live under anarchy in order to be a true anarchist, you're wrong about that too. anarchy is a belief, not just a lifestyle.

we'll start with the true definition of the word anarchist so that you can understand more clearly:
1. a person who advocates or believes in anarchy or anarchism.
2.
a person who seeks to overturn by violence all constituted forms and institutions of society and government, with no purpose of establishing any other system of order in the place of that destroyed.
3.
a person who promotes disorder or excites revolt against any established rule, law, or custom.

an anarchist poser is one who thinks that wearing a wrist band with the anarchy symbol on it makes them an anarchist when they truly know nothing about anarchy. why? no clue. other examples of anarchist posers are people who think that anarchy is simply a style. basically, anyone who claims to be an anarchist but does not completely believe that the complete lack of government would be the best thing for us is an anarchist poser otherwise known as a "wannabe anarchist". also, someone who thinks they're anarchistic but doesn't truly devote themselves to the cause can be an anarchist poser, or someone who only claims to be anarchist to fit into a clique, like the "punk" clique.

anarchist poser: i am TOO an anarchist, i mean look at my cool wrist band.
real anarchist: do you even know what anarchy is?
anarchist poser: yeah, it's a brand, right?
real anarchist: ...

by chaoticxkate March 10, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


poser slap

a slap created by me used on my friend for being a poser

Goddamnit dude...... POSER SLAP! *SMACK!* now stop posing!

by Poguer January 24, 2006

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