When you're shopping in the store, your gut rumbles, and you can't find the bathroom.
I was at Gucci and they said the bathroom was only for employees, so I had a shopping shart right there at the checkout.
When an Otter tried to fart but Shatted itself in the process
DAMN! THAT OTTER SHARTED IN THE OCEAN
An Egg Shart is someone who smells like rotten egg. Not any old rotten egg though, an egg that has been sitting at the bottom of your neighbor's feet. It smells like they have just had explosive diarrhea and sharted out 10,000 year old eggs that have been sitting in there guts for weeks. The egg shart has a special sloppy texture, that feels wet and juicy if you were to sit down. AN EGG SHART IS ALSO A SAYING TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE.
I actually cannot, Dave was being such an absolute egg shart to me yesterday
Maya smells so much like an egg shart, everyone stay away!
Heightened probability of a shart attack (i.e. wet-fart incident).
After 5 pints of Guiness and 2 bean burritos, Bob issued a "shart warning".
An unintentional offensive comment that is verbalized loud enough for others to hear.
She had a verbal shart at the dinner Table that caused everyone to go silent.
An alternate way to say "C-Sharp" (The programming language).
The naming is derived from the word "Shart" (shitting and farting simultaneously) and is typically used by soyboys that cannot handle OOP or think C-Sharp is Java 2.0.
Man, I hate OOP. C-Shart sucks so much.