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n. A fart or series of farts (plu. Pilot Farts), that exist in the bowel ahead of a piece of crap (ass-tern) that virtually escort a large clump of faeces through the colon and out of the anus. They are most recognisable when one feels the need to have a dump and a series of pre-farts begin evacuating the ass hole. Scientists believe this is due to the plunger or piston mechanism of the faecal loaf seal that compresses and forces air through the bowels.
A notable feature of the Pilot Fart, is the remarkably nauseating and revoltingly disgusting smell they discharge. This is believed to be as a result of the fart having direct physical contact with the faecal loaf while inside the rectum, which causes micro particles of crap to dislodge and become airborne and suspended in the fart - which is detected once the ejected fart enters the nasal cavity of the 'smeller', lodging itself on the sensory cells and being absorbed into the 'smellers' blood stream.
The name Pilot Fart is believed to have originated due to the manner in which the flatulent air runs ahead of the turd, much like a wide load lorry or an escorting tug boat.
"I think I need to use the bathroom soon. I'm starting to have pilot farts"
"Here I sit, broken hearted
Went to s*** but Pilot farted.
Now's the time, to take my chance,
went to fart but s*** my pants."
An earth shattering fart so disgustingly raunchy and ratchet that one must feel bad for the chair and/or wall that once stood, before the catastrophe occurred. In some cases the 'Seismic fart' can destroy an entire study session, leaving behind trace amounts of fallout that can last for days.
Devin: Hey Luke, what was the atomic weight for Germanium?
Luke: Oh yeah it was --
*Seismic fart rips through the air*
Luke: Never mind that, we need to search for survivors now!
Devin: agreed!
A chair or couch so big and fluffy that people feel compelled to bury entire populations of farts in it, on the premise that the farts will stay put if left undisturbed. This assumption is generally true until the farter gets up or until someone else sits down.
Dude #1, sitting down:
Oh! G-d! I'm trying to relax, but right now it smells like I'm giving a homeless guy a rim job!
Dude #2:
That's our couch, man. And don't move too fast getting up, it's a fart graveyard.
Just keep looking forward, trying not to snigger and ignore the horrified expression from the old lady next to you.
Example: Does this entry need one? Oh OK then. Farting in church.
The farting lander, Is simply dropping down on something and farting excessivley hard.
Guy 1: Hey, look at Adam!
Guy 2: Oh my jizz, he's doing a farting lander!
It's very similar to a shart only it makes a very distinct noise. The sound is like wind hitting plastic.
Jenn Royster eats a variety of different beans. An hour later she gets the fizzle farts.
A hurrndious fart that unleashes out of ones anus to disrupt anyones day by a day to a month of pain and to paralize anyone in its radius.
OG Major nugget let out a heap of a dank fart that paralized millions.