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Cape Cookie is a term for astronaut groupies in the 1960s that often found their way in the the beds of said astronauts.
Gordo: Hey Al, what happened with you and that Cape Cookie that you took back to your room last night?
Al: I showed her how to land my rocket.
The sweetest sexiest amazing girl ever generally is always the only person in the world that will teach a heartless person to fall in love w over and over and over again. He has always and will always love cookietoes.
Cookie toes is amazing
An online bakery themed idle game
Man 1: Ayo, have you played cookie clicker?
Man 2: Yes, it's a nice game
Raspberry cookie is a girl boss 😻😼
Raspberry cookie > your lifespan
When your mom makes sugar cookies that taste like corn bread.
Damn mom wtf is this goat cookies?
Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?
Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!
A lovely blue furry who will munch on dam cookies. He is native to the Sesame Street and is commonly seen with big yellow cock and the red dictator. Commonly found saying “Umm-num-num” most likely to hide his depression.
Random Guy: “Why are you sad Cookie Monster?”
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”
*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*