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When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off
My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.
The act of cuming out of at least a second story window and a girl catching it in her mouth
Mom: Honey its time for supper
Son: Not now mom I wont be done shipping nuts till sunrise
When you rub chips on you balls then offer it to a friend. He will think your being a kind person offering to share your snack but he has no idea.
This one time at band camp, joe ate hunters nut chips.
Hey man im going to give that fucking midget over there some nut chips
any item (or person) that is used to boost someones ego.
I will need a nut crutch after that ball busting.
SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT BOOST YOUR EGO AFTER GETTING IT SHOT DOWN A FEW NOTCHES.
I NEED A NUT CRUTCH AFTER THAT EMBARRASSMENT.
Someone who is an extreme pervert yet also a huge Christian freak at the same time. Their amputated leg also looks like an over grown penis.
Stump Nuts: Anyone named Josh
Young, troubled man with a tendency to complain. Some might say his rugged good looks and charisma are the driving force to his success in life, on the contrary others might say he is a useless, annoying sack of shit with no friends.