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Vegan Black Metal Chef

Vegan Black Metal Chef is an up-and-coming YouTube celeb. The creator of the videos dresses in a manner similar to Gene Simmons of KISS, with white face paint and black streaks around his eyes, and wears a black suit of armor. Clearly, he's also influenced by such real-life black metal bands as Mayhem, Burzum, and Dark Throne. Thus far, he has only posted two videos ("Pad Thai" and "Easy Meal Ideas of the Ages"), yet the first video alone has received over 1 million views and spawned imitators. He has also been referenced on quite a few food-related blogs. And finally, in true black metal style, the videos/songs are at least 12-15 minutes long!

Vegan Black Metal Chef (making Pad Thai): FORM THE TRIANGLES INTO THE SYMBOL OF THE ANCIENTS ON THE PLATE!

by loop zoop July 2, 2011

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Black Nail Polish

Black Nail Polish meaning Homo-sexual. Comes from Adam Lambert contestant on American Idol Season 8. Adam wears black nail polish. Adam is gay, therefore coming to the term "Black Nail Polish".

"He is so Black Nail Polish!"

"Did you see those pictures? Those poses are so Black Nail Polish!"


"I heard a rumor that Nate is Black Nail Polish!"

by Wordmaster :]] March 11, 2009

78πŸ‘ 685πŸ‘Ž


Golden Age of Black Music

The period of time, roughly between 1977 and 1988 when Black music was at it's prime is what is referred to the golden age of Black Music. Disco was going downhill and Black people wanted something new. Artists like Chic, Chaka Khan, Atlantic Starr, Prince, Cherrelle and Alexander O’Neal ruled the dance floor back in the day.

The soul music back then wasn't quite mainstream enough for MTV or the top 40 radio stations to play and if you didn't have BET or an Urban radio station in your town, you only got to hear about what was happening from friends, clubs or when the artists actually came to play in your town.

Early Rap music focused more on the music and beats and the rhymes then were somewhat light hearted, often about having a good time or boasting about the MC’s prowess and abilities with the mike. It was always about the mike.

Around 1989, β€œGangsta rap” was born and artists like NWA and 2 Live Crew took off. Soul artists started to make their music sound more mainstream to appeal to a larger audience. Some artists, like Keith Sweat, Teddy Riley, and his group GUY, created what was known as the New Jack Swing sound to give people an alternative to the new rap scene, but by then, BET and now MTV started to feature more hardcore rap in heavy rotation. Even mainstream radio got in on the action and the new jack artists, while talented and promising, never enjoyed the full glory of the golden age era.

In the new millennium, Rap/Hip Hop became the dominant format of black music, with empires positioned to make producers like Sean 'Puffy' Combs, Russel Simmons, Suge Knight and Master P the next Black billionaires
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Unfortunately, the new generations of producers seem to care more about the money, ego and fame than the quality of music they produce, churning out cookie cutter hits based on sex, gang violence and excessive lifestyles. Also its questionable as to what image it gives young children to aspire to.

Who knows what the future promises for black music; the new Neo-soul sound seems promising enough, with talented singers like Jill Scott, John Legend, Alicia Keyes and Kem in the forefront, but only time will tell if there will be another golden age for neo soul or if it will go the way of the new jack.

If you are a generation X'er, you probably grew up during the golden age of black music.

by xzybit September 15, 2005

34πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Black Magic Woman

A woman of color who repeatedly likes to touch little boys/girls with her hair weave. Then the "black magic woman" takes the little child back to her cottage in the hood to feed them chitlets and fried chicken.

Little boy- i was walking home from school today and the "black magic woman" to me to her place and rubbed her weave on me.
Parent- Did she feed you chitlets?

by ARandomBlackMan February 10, 2009

16πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


Prom Night Rebecca Black

Literally a 13 year wannabe that s hopping to become famous but epically failed. That is the artist. Her her big (but failed) hit "Friday." you shouldve heard about that by now or else you actually have no life. this song is sssoooooooo much more fuked up and disgusting. My friends told me if you desperately want to hear this horrid song, click play and plug your ears with the most sound proof ear plugs. Seriously. I chosen the wrong path of not to do that and now I am deaf. The what rebbecca calls "music" of her prom night song is SOOO fucking overly auto tuned that that I shit bricks for 13 hours! (shitting bricks is not the best feeling) there are many dangers in listening to this thing considered "music". Definitely the biggest most official disgrace to the history of music. Rebbeca. Fucking. Black. Needs. To. Fucking. Stop.

Prom Night Rebecca Black

Worst. Definately enough said. Buti d like to add that the most dangerous parts seems to to be most definately her real voice. Killing.

by Messyylilgurll June 28, 2011

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Big Black Gorilla Pimp

1. Sarge; A super gorilla pimp who plays no games

Be careful or the Big Black Gorilla Pimp will put you on the street barefoot

by Sir_Dabalottt April 6, 2023

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Book it like Black Fabio

To get out of an area really fast like the black man with dreadlocks in Jackass the movie

Dude! We gotta book it like Black Fabio

by XpurplekittycatX October 24, 2010