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"Right Honourable Friend" = Procrastinating Parliamentary Prick\wanker:
a persion who slows down parliament by bench-sitting/procrastinating and making non-commital
feedback into legislation despite being paid to do their job - by definition of the very respect that - that being why they are in power in the first place...
This isn't actually the definition - but with the increased use of it in videos... watching the world burn will never be more calculated and accurate than ruining this word forever...
will my "right honourable friend" tell us why mr speaker is shagging my MP's behind Mc'donalds at 4 in the morning...
The Jegulus Fic™️ (written by zeppazariel)
person a: hey what are you reading?
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh
When you and a friend go on two or more adventures together and are automatically required to be best friends for life.
What do you mean you don't want to be friends anymore? We went to sweet water creek and Stone Mountain together, we're on friend-lock!!!
In reference to the genitalia, refers to the overgrown pubic hair and its set of three friends, the stick, aka the dick, and the two tackle berries.
Friend 1: Amazing set of bush-friends
Friend 2: Thank you, grew them myself
when you and your friend(s) become delirious and seemingly drunk from each other’s vibes with no alcohol consumed - this may present as human zoomies, excessive giggling and an inability to form coherent sentences
(Also known as girl drunk)
“what have you two been drinking?”
“oh, nothing - we are just friend drunk!”
A person you hooked up without knowing he is your brother
I didn’t know i was dating my cousin. He was not my boyfriend but bhai friend
A day to give a shout out to a fake friend and call them out.
Time to give kez a shout out on being a fake friend since it is World fake friend day