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the answer dry as... is a Texas oilfield from the time of the boom in East Texas. although it didn't happen much at first wildcatters would find that their well did not come in "That well was a dry as a popcorn fart" from the land where they call cokes soda.
"That oilwell was as dry as a popcorn fart"
Jack fart: (V) to act like a complete goofball or turd shit
*Football team messing around*
Coach: STOP JACK FARTING AROUND!
when you get titty implant surgery or some shit and someone pops it and it farts and deflates
Guy 1: I'm gonna give her a titty fart
Guy 2: That's just cruel my man
Beer-Fart: (1) A wet fart, (when one farts and realizes that it was not just gas.
(2) Wet smelly flatulence that also contains loose bowels.
As in: Hey Dustin, why you walking so funny? Man, I just had a beer Fart and stained my underwear.
If you smell it, you are too close.
I was social farting and the guy next to me did not even blink.
When man of a certain age, 50 plus, is getting up from a chair or sitting down on a chair or picking something up even if it's light... a small fart squeaks out.
My whole family laughed at me when I got up from my chair and farted at the light exertion. I told him it was just an exertion fart!
crackle fart means when you are brain-dead for a split second.
"Oh man I had a 'crackle fart ' moment"