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A South African snake of the Viperidae Family. Its skin pattern varies geographically, but it is most often a speckled brown. Its venom is deadly to humans with mortality rate of 52%.
Goodness gracious Marty! What have I told you about that Penis! If I see it out of its cage one more time you are going to have to get rid of it!
A penis is a thing to make fuckin baby's and you screw your chick with it then she is like, yaaa ya ya ya fuck me babe faster.
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The male sex organ, with two purposes:
-Sending sperm through sexual intercourse
-Urinating
The penis is the male sex organ.
A penis is something a white would like to suck or fuck
Boyfriend:hey babe can you suck my penis?
Girlfriend:sure babe
A part of the body used to educate those less informed of the base levels of pleasure available to their bodies that they are, in fact, not lesbian. Tends to shrink in the presence of men or bad weather. Excessive use may cause severe side effects, including but not limited to: pleasure, orgasms, syphilis, pink socks, and the uncontrollable urge to Himalayan pile driver someone
I showed a lesbian girl how a penis is really used the other night, now she has a boyfriend.
Also, don't forget to wear a condom
the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals it consists largely of erectile tissue and is used also for urination.
My penis erected when I saw that beautiful woman