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An old internet meme used as an insult against ones personality
To a person kinda stupid: Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you
a wonderful term used to describe almost anything you can fathom if you try hard enough. because is there anything horses aren't capable of?
Person 1: wow look at Cody. I wish we could do it bare back
Person 2: just like them horses
A famous Slovakian saying. It means, 'to be very quiet'
When a housband comes home drunk, the wife cannot say anything. She has to be quiet like a mouse underneath a scab, or there would be a problem.
Bobby-ur mum gay lol
Charlie-ur dog likes the clog
Dog wails and demonic sounds in the distance as all dogs are dragged into hell
What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
To have explosive diarrhea
I'll be right back, I need to go to the bathroom and slide them out like the goat goes to Paris.
This is when you getting something good is a lock, a gift, a sure thing, or a guarantee cause you have an inside connection. BUT you're not a clown - you actually deserve and have earned this opportunity. You know it's gonna happen and it's wonderful!
Gary: "I need this to happen. He has two degrees, he will be in a separate department than me, and he has more energy than an ADHD kid in a VR simulation."
Mary: "He does seem to exceed all of the qualifications for this position. I'll gladly call him and say you're in like in in win! Now let's go smoke a fat one and then wreck that vending machine! There's Hot Fries and Spicy Peanuts!"