national no homework day

National no homework April Friday the 13th.A day when homework is not needed and people get to relax.

Man school sucks, i can wait fot national no homework day.

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Doing the biology homework

Masturbating.

Tom: Hey man, wanna play Counter Strike?
James: Nah man, I'm doing the biology homework at the moment.

being a slave to homework

A state of being in which an individual devotes hours (sometimes days) to their educational well being. This is a non-habitforming ritual, it is rarely practiced. It won't kill you, just give you a headache, carpal tunnel, and may cause eye strain. Being 'a slave to homework' is often considered to be social suicide in refference to college life though it has been known to also result in a degree at the end of one's four years.

student 1: "dude, would you like to roll to the ghetto for this mad phrat party tonight?"

student 2: "I have homework from chem. lab, bro. I can't."

student1: "that sucks to be you."

student 2: "yeah, i'm being a slave to homework"

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ass-load of homework

A significant quantity of homework. Usually assigned by that one teacher that enjoys seeing children suffer.

I have an ass-load of homework.
Mr. Smith is a dick; he gave us an ass-load of homework.
My weekend is ruined because I have an ass-load of homework.

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Do your homework

1. What teachers always blabber about.

2. An excuse from your parents just so that they can always get what they want while you do your homework, or maybe even do perverted things (see masturbate and sex).

Example 1:
Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: But I'm still at school, Mrs. Dick.

Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: But it's too early

Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: GODDAMN BITCH

Teacher: Michael! Now it's 2 hours detention for you!

Kid: Fuck.

Teacher: 3 hours!

Example 2:

Kid: Ahh, time to watch some porn while mom's not looki-

Mom: Michael, don't you have some homework to do?

Kid: But mom, can't I just-

Mom: DO YOUR HOMEWORK. NOW.

Kid: Darn.

-Kid walks away-

Mom: Hmm...PORN?! Oh, well...seems fun...

-masturbates while watching-

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do your homework

Do yo homework mean do your research and find information on me before you start talking to or about me and if and it’s not done I’m beating yo ass for lyin onna guys

“Do your homework on me already cracking her”

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doing calculus homework

A clean way of saying "masturbating". Normally people will leave the invoker alone, because calculus demands concentration, creating the ultimate situation of aloneness.

Dude, go the hell away, I'm doing calculus homework.

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