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One of the most pathetic creatures on this planet. They don't come to watch the game (who would?) and they know nothing about baseball. Their only joy is making fun of Sox fans, to which Sox fans proceed to beat the shit out of the pansy Cub fan. Cub fans also live in the past, always referring to the 2003 playoffs, which they famously and hilariously lost.
Chicago Cub fans 1-Wow, the Sox won the World Series.
Cub fan 2-Yeah, but did they make it to the playoffs in '03?
Cub fan 1-No!
Together-Yeah, we are so good!
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when you get a boob job from a chick when she's laying down and just as you're about to ejaculate, hold your penis in one hand and go toaster streudal style on her bare stomach.
Vunerable ladies fear the infamous chicago street sweeper!
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When a man shits in his hand and masturbates with that same hand. It looks like a Chicago chili dog.
Hi friend what did you do today? Friend responds "I was at home making a Chicago chili dog"
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Ejaculating into a current yeast infected vagina during their period.
That bitch got a Chicago deep dish right in her dirty pussy last night
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while banging a girl from behind, you take a bottle of hot sauce and poke the tip into her asshole, quickly grab ahold of her hips and let her do all the work as she feels the burning inside of her ass.
so i gave that girl a chicago ass fire last month, and she still wont talk to me.
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A sexual act in which a girl is rampantly defecated on post-intercourse, and then wrapped in cellophane as to preserve the scene.
Dude, I can't believe you Chicago Hot Wrapped that girl last night! What? You still have her in your room? Aweomse.
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1. a name for the type of music bands like Fall Out Boy or Spitalfield play, very awesome catchy music.A light sounding rock music.
"No way you like fall out boy too? I love chicago soft core!"
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