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Joseph Case High School

A high school in Swansea filled with privileged white kids who juul in the bathroom and think it’s ok to say the n word

the people at joseph case high school are terrible.

by Flyingoctopus72 January 14, 2019

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Case Western Reserve University

Case is not as bad as everyone says it is. Most of the people who have a problem with it are just those who are bitter about the fact that they couldn't get into one of their ivy league schools, and had to settle for Case. Most of the time, I tell people to stop complaining about Case, and if they really had the balls, they'd transfer to a university that has what they really want.

Most of those who complain say that Case doesn't have enough of a party atmosphere. That's total bull. Case has a decent party scene, and if you're picking a school based on whether or not the party scene is high enough, then you have bigger problems.

Now, I do understand that people pick schools for different reasons. But if you picked a school to go to because you want a calibar education, and you want to be pushed to your limit, then Case is the place. Most people who are here know what they want, and they want to learn and succeed, not take the time to party.

The point is: if you want to study, and do nothing else, then come to Case. If you want a party, go to Kent. Another point: Case is not that bad as everyone says. The curriculum here is not anything short of what you'd expect to have at any Ivy-League. And, no, I'm not in the political sciences, or some area that requires me not to take the sciences. I'm a Biology/Pre-Med major, and the sciences and math here aren't as hard as what everyone says.

Case Western Reserve University is not as bad as you think; it's all talk.

by ik <3 van je March 10, 2005

151πŸ‘ 102πŸ‘Ž


Crave Case

A different phrase meaning the same as a package in referance to a man.

Gwen totally came over my place last night because she was aching for my crave case.

Betty totally needs a crave case she hasnt been laid in months.

You like how my crave case tastes dont you.

by shakly November 10, 2005

3πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


Case Western Reserve University

Noun

Synonyms: Fear, Frustration, Work Overload, Revenge of the Nerds

Antonymns: Fun, Relax, Enjoy, Hot Chicks

Case Western Reserve University is the most frustrating learning environment in the world. From students to the administration to the city of Cleveland, everything is a mess.

First, lets start with the students. Socially, Case students model themselves after the South African apartheid system. The nerds band together from day one and form their own environment of anime, DDR, study parties, computer programming, and lord knows what else. Then, there are the normal people. Once in a while, a few of them will become friends and have fun at Case by not paying attention to what is going on around them. Everyone is always ugly and pissed off about classes or the weather. Nothing done by the administration ever solves any problems because both groups want everything different. For example, normal people may want a new gym while the nerds want a new computer lounge equipped with megaplex59625 video cards and 92 ultrabytes of RAM, so the administration responds by erecting a giant obelisk in the center of campus.

You might laugh at that, but that is seriously what the administration does. When confronted with a problem, they come up with eleborate and costly solutions that don't work anyway. For example, students didn't like the cafeteria food, so the administration spent $500,000 on a new diner. However, it used the same food made in the cafeteria, only you got to pay for it this time. I once complained about the milk dispensers not working right. The week after, they painted them black and white like cows. We are living in dorms older than Jesus, so they are building new ones. But, they are going to charge us over $2000 more per year than what we pay now which is already insane. The campus bus service has problems running on time, so they are in the process of inventing an elaborate GPS tracking system so students know where the buses are. I truly will enjoy watching the new GPS system when it shows the drivers abandoning their routes for cigarette breaks, which is the whole problem in the first place.

Oh yeah, the professors all make sure to out-do the administration. A lot of them operate on the basis of "it was tough for me so I'm going to make it tougher for you". They want Case to be the same as Stanford and M.I.T. academically, so they all teach their graduate material to undergraduates and make life hell.

Cleveland is also the worst place on earth. The weather sucks. People from the ghetto mug students all the time. The city doesn't have a budget to fix roads, so the main bridge on campus fell down. Traffic is now a nightmare, and there is a hospital right in the middle of things. I saw an ambulance stuck in a long line of traffic the other day - I wish I had a picture of it.

To sum things up, DO NOT COME HERE.

Other amusing things that happen here:
-condoms are the last things that the vending machines run out of
-we currently have our home football and baseball games at a local high school since we have no fields
-most of the porn downloaded occurs on Friday and Saturday nights
-it takes a half hour to walk across campus at a fast pace
-I saw a Case commercial on MTV while watching Viva la Bam...can we say "media whore"?
-I'm so pissed I don't even want to go on...

This is part of a real email from professor to his class:

"Dear class,
Hmm. Let me re-word that ...

Class:
The mid-term exam was an unmitigated disaster. It appears that not one
student got a single problem correct. In spite of my severe disappointment,
I'll have to assume this was my fault. (Of course, this won't keep me from
flogging you when you return!)."

by Domitian February 23, 2005

168πŸ‘ 130πŸ‘Ž


The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

An incredible movie about a man who ages backward who falls in love with a women who ages normally. It's a simple, yet haunting plot and leaves the audience in tears at the end.

I saw The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button...and I wish I had a cleanex box with me. :(. But it was great!

by Jaques Pellegrino May 15, 2009

24πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


the case of charles dexter ward

One of HP Lovecraft's longest stories, and my personal favorite by him. Contains one of the best lines ever:

"Shoot Dr. Allen on sight and dissolve his body in acid. Don't burn it."

If you liked other Lovecraft stuff, don't miss this one!

The Case of Charles Dexter Ward is a weird, trippy, intriguing story.

by kevhanel August 8, 2006

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Vanilla Scented Pencil Case

Another word for v-card

"Did you know sally lost her vanilla scented pencil case"
"omg no way"

by iamwhouthinkiam March 7, 2023