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When you look for a fling or romance because you are on holiday.
They are not going to last, they got together in Bali but it was Holiday Fever!
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When going to Vegas for the first time, and doing one of the following. 1. Losing all your money, 2. Alienating your friends and losing your phone and no way of contacting them. 3. Not checking out on time because your lost in the city.
Brett got Vegas Fever and we do not know where he is Tim.
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An epidemic worse than small pox, H1N1, The Black Plauge, and Charlie Sheen. Symptons: checking Facebook like twice an hour or more, wanting to suddenly and generally at the most random moments, get on Facebook to see if Kyle XY excepted your friend request, getting awful urges in your sleep to play FarmVille and tend to your virtual Cactus on CactusWorld.
Treatments: watch the Facebook song by some British dude, realize it's true, delete your Facebook, check into a nunnery where thet don't have the internet.
I hope this helps. And please remember that you are not alone. Rehab isn't just for alcoholics, druggies, and sex addicts, it's also for Facebook Fever.
Disclamer: If this offended anyone due to it's truth,please just ignore it and get on with your life. Charlie Sheen is great and it sounded funny up there if that offends anyone. Rehab and Nuns are good things and I do not personally hate either, again it was just because it sounded funny and fit. Thanks for reading!
Girl:Oh My Gosh! It's been nearly 3 seconds and no one has messaged, poked, or thrown a sheep at me! I'm so unpopular now!
Person with Girl: Dear Lord. Girl, JUST SHUT UP YOU NEED HELP YOU'RE INFECTED WITH FACEBOOK FEVER!
Boy: Oooh, the fake Ashley Tisdale, and slightly trashy and 100% fake Vannesa Hudgins friended me!
Boy's Mom:Hun, we can get play dates or whatever you 40 year olds do on Saturday nights. You don't need this Facebook crap anymore.
Boy:...
Doctor: Ma'am, she is infected. With. Facebook. Fever.
Mom:*in tears* What do I do?
Doctor:Delete the account, make her go to therapy, and grab the Robatusin. It fixes everything. EVERYTHING!
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A play on a tropical disease by the same name, it is a derogatory and contemptuous expression containing the words "yellow" (a derogatory, racist epithet) and "fever" (an excessive excitement or furor), used to describe non-Asians, usually white males, who date or marry Asians, usually Asian females and presumes some level of obsessiveness.
usage: As Asians typically make up a small portion of the general population, interracial relationships amongst asians have become increasingly common and have increasingly become the focus of racial intolerance. While at the same time tolerating or ignoring other relationship preferences, no matter how obsessive or demeaning (i.e. an excessive preference for tall men, muscular men, blonde women, large breasts), the expression focuses exclusively on asian/non-asian relationships and is often perpetuated by people with preconceived notions and/or single, resentful white women or single, resentful asian males.
Once illegal, miscegenation or race-mixing of any kind was often regarded as a sexual fetish or other sexual deviancy, and is now often considered the ultimate taboo amongst racial hate groups. Today, interracial relationships are accepted by most of the population and are legal in most parts of the word.
Guys with yellow fever only date Asian girls because they are all so submissive. After all, they are all flat chested, overly traditional, and only good at math.
What is that hot guy doing with that Asian girl. She is so much thinner than us and so youthful looking, I think all of these guys with yellow fever are closet pedophiles.
All of these guys with yellow fever are stealing our women.
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yellow fever- when a person of either gender that is not of aian descent is obsessed with asian people and culture.
(i.e-females, "manga", learning to speak japanese, a.k.a, yellow fever or reallll poser..what losers)and what pisses me off is sometimes they get the asian girl and i don't, and im asian!!!
"Oh that is soooo kawaii, you know, cute in japanese. Yup i'm taking japanese so i can talk to asians on the internet."
"Wow now you got yellow fever"
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When Justin Bieber rapes you in the middle of the night with acid lube.
My ass hurts SO bad!" "Why what happend?" "I caught a bad case of Bieber Fever last night.
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Perhaps the best, and possibly the worst movie of all time.
In the film, and odd water-based disease runs rampid, making Cabin Fever look and feel like a horror film.
The movie includes everything a good movie should have... sex, violence, nudity, racial discrimination, and nasty death shots.
This movie also includes everything the worst movie in the world has... Typical teen cliches, a full half hour of boringness, and stupid plot.
released in 2002, it was immediately hated by most, and loved by many.
so lame.
Wow Cabin Fever was the worst film I have ever seen...ever... lets go see it again!
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