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A cute looking girl who has somewhat of a muffin top, but not to much to be considered a pig; One night stand material. Also, you cannot consider her good looking enough to have continued relations with.
Alright, we got the three slam pieces, Jim, you got the pump muffin
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term used to describe the end of the cock.
relates to the similaities between the shape of a muffin and the shape of the bell.
She was eating on my shlong muffin all night
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After you give someone a sausage in bread, clap their hands together. Effectively adding another piece of bread, hence forming a sausage muffin. Try not to clap too hard, consequences may be dire.
When a mate passes out and you know he will wake up with a hankering for some good food, give him a sausage muffin!!
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A phrase describing any female-female sexual position where the vulva of each female are bumped and rubbed against the other. May also be used to describe lesbian sex, even though not all lesbian sex entails vulva-to-vulva stimulation; similar to "knocking boots" being used to describe sex in general.
I'd like to watch my wife bump muffins with Kate Beckinsale.
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An all-knowing song that is sung in all churches, temples, synagogues, etc.
Person 1: Bro, I just saw a fatass singing the Muffin Song on TikTok.
Person 2: Don't judge him too hard. The Muffin Song is love, the Muffin Song is life.
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see whisker biscuit. Pussy that has aquired two to three days growth since the last shave.
I went down on my woman last night and got rubbed raw by her stubble muffin.
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