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An old saying meaning that the only true way of judging someone or something is through
Peyton Manning: "Tom Brady, you suck!"
Tom Brady: "The proof is in the pudding"
(Tom Brady is hated by many sports fans, but the proof of his ability is shown in his constant victories and numerous records)
When someone comes out of nowhere with a hilarious, sometimes nonrelevant comment.
for instance: when talking about the large quanity of beautiful women at a party...
a person chimes in with: Ya i harpooned a whale last night.
- this is a Pud-ism
another example would be, when talking about what you did today..
someones reply is: SPLLAYSSHH
-this is a Binno-ism
The act of masturbating (male only) with a store bought pudding cup, then giving it to a girl. (make sure the girl doesnt know what you did with it)
guy1: dude I just gave that girl a pudding sanchez
guy2: ahahaha nice man!!
When you giving a rim job to a black girl whom just took a shit
Yo bro you know that one girl she gave me some chocolate pudding
When, during a sexual act, one person poops in the other's mouth.
"You're laying there and suddenly you end up with a pudding cup."
When you have to shit really bad but can't make it to the bathroom on time, you therefore have to shit in your pants and this makes a pudding pie
John: why are you walking so damn weird? Walk straight baby
Melissa: can't! i just happened to drop a pudding pie in my pants, this makes walking straight impossible
Dude 1: i gotta get some adult diapers
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: cuz i've been making some pudding pies recently, don't know why
Dude 2: just go see a colorectal surgeon
Poop pudding is the same as power pudding... a combination equal parts of bran, applesauce, & raisins or prunes &/or prune juice warmed & given a small portions to relieve constipation
After a week of gas & bloating butt no stool, poop pudding saved the day.